Teaser: Okay, I'm sorry your celebrity and honorable writer hasn't been in for a while, but I've had my hands quite full. Speaking of such, I've got to make this chapter short, I've got some outdoor begging to do.
So anyway, in the last few weeks, some exiting information has been discovered. I've been making it very hard for my humans to resist from letting me outside. I'll go up to the door, meow till their nerves are on edge, then I'll scratch at the door to try to pry it open. Then they'll just feel to bad for me, and let me out. I did that the other day, and you'll never guess... it worked! I meowed, then scratched, and then the little human let me out, although she told me not to tell big human. It's been our little secret, but ever since that first time success, I've been attempting to get out again. I made some important discoveries outside, like how fun butterflies are to chase, and how the grass is so delicious, and how the birds are so fun to watch and listen to.
So that was the outdoor act-trip, now for the real actress story. The other day, little human was texting her friend, and she was trying to prove that I wasn't evil (This is only because I'm shy, I never heart anyone. That person is just scared of cats, its not my fault.). So she, first, decided to take a few pictures of me. Since I wanted people to see me like I should be, a beautiful, angel-like, queen cat, I went along. I licked her face, I hugged her arm, I reached out my paws, but I guess it still wasn't enough. My human wanted to take a video. So now was the chance to be a star! As soon as the camera was on, I did my cutest acting, I licked, I reached, I even rolled onto my back! And the friend bought it. I was now the cutest cat she had ever seen! *sigh* That was great...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Taking Advantage of those Stupid Humans!
Teaser: Okay, okay, I know the title of this post is just diarrhea of the mouth, I try my best to not say things like stupid or dumb or any of those bad words, but it gets hard to keep shut sometimes. Why do I not like to speak them? Well, easy, a royal queen never does.
I apologize for not having any interesting topics today, but nothing has really been happening. Well... sort of the case... I have been quite bored lately, so I decided to take advantage of those @^(%&! humans! So I decided that whenever they did something to me that I did not like, I would achieve my part! I began this when my humans put the bad stuff on my neck, I think It kills my itchy-bugs. Well, I did not like this stuff, it hurt, so since I knew they did not want any itchy-bugs in the house, I decided that I wanted to go outside and get some more. So, one day, when they left the door open, I simply walked outside and down the stairs to the garden, which I now discovered was completely overgrown. Well, anyway, as soon as I reached the bottom of the staircase, my humans started yelling and running down to take me back up! What, did I lose my free-pass all of a sudden? The humans succeeded in taking me back indoors, but I did not forget that experience! I tried a few more times to go out, but the same thing happened. Until one dark, stormy night, I slipped out and ran off into the gloom. I heard my owners calling for me frantically, but I stayed put in the bush. I heard the door slam, and that was when I first realized that it was raining. Wow, what a perfect night to perform my deed. (That was sarcastic, by the way). I waited till morning, by which I was soaked with rain water, and then I hurried back up the stairs and meowed until I got in. I ate, and then I did my usual routine of cleaning and sleeping. I felt quite accomplished after my night out, so to celebrate, I slept all day long. And then I itched myself. (Sigh) Why did I not think of that part?
I apologize for not having any interesting topics today, but nothing has really been happening. Well... sort of the case... I have been quite bored lately, so I decided to take advantage of those @^(%&! humans! So I decided that whenever they did something to me that I did not like, I would achieve my part! I began this when my humans put the bad stuff on my neck, I think It kills my itchy-bugs. Well, I did not like this stuff, it hurt, so since I knew they did not want any itchy-bugs in the house, I decided that I wanted to go outside and get some more. So, one day, when they left the door open, I simply walked outside and down the stairs to the garden, which I now discovered was completely overgrown. Well, anyway, as soon as I reached the bottom of the staircase, my humans started yelling and running down to take me back up! What, did I lose my free-pass all of a sudden? The humans succeeded in taking me back indoors, but I did not forget that experience! I tried a few more times to go out, but the same thing happened. Until one dark, stormy night, I slipped out and ran off into the gloom. I heard my owners calling for me frantically, but I stayed put in the bush. I heard the door slam, and that was when I first realized that it was raining. Wow, what a perfect night to perform my deed. (That was sarcastic, by the way). I waited till morning, by which I was soaked with rain water, and then I hurried back up the stairs and meowed until I got in. I ate, and then I did my usual routine of cleaning and sleeping. I felt quite accomplished after my night out, so to celebrate, I slept all day long. And then I itched myself. (Sigh) Why did I not think of that part?
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