Teaser: Okay, I'm sorry your celebrity and honorable writer hasn't been in for a while, but I've had my hands quite full. Speaking of such, I've got to make this chapter short, I've got some outdoor begging to do.
So anyway, in the last few weeks, some exiting information has been discovered. I've been making it very hard for my humans to resist from letting me outside. I'll go up to the door, meow till their nerves are on edge, then I'll scratch at the door to try to pry it open. Then they'll just feel to bad for me, and let me out. I did that the other day, and you'll never guess... it worked! I meowed, then scratched, and then the little human let me out, although she told me not to tell big human. It's been our little secret, but ever since that first time success, I've been attempting to get out again. I made some important discoveries outside, like how fun butterflies are to chase, and how the grass is so delicious, and how the birds are so fun to watch and listen to.
So that was the outdoor act-trip, now for the real actress story. The other day, little human was texting her friend, and she was trying to prove that I wasn't evil (This is only because I'm shy, I never heart anyone. That person is just scared of cats, its not my fault.). So she, first, decided to take a few pictures of me. Since I wanted people to see me like I should be, a beautiful, angel-like, queen cat, I went along. I licked her face, I hugged her arm, I reached out my paws, but I guess it still wasn't enough. My human wanted to take a video. So now was the chance to be a star! As soon as the camera was on, I did my cutest acting, I licked, I reached, I even rolled onto my back! And the friend bought it. I was now the cutest cat she had ever seen! *sigh* That was great...
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