Teaser: Okay, okay, I know the title of this post is just diarrhea of the mouth, I try my best to not say things like stupid or dumb or any of those bad words, but it gets hard to keep shut sometimes. Why do I not like to speak them? Well, easy, a royal queen never does.
I apologize for not having any interesting topics today, but nothing has really been happening. Well... sort of the case... I have been quite bored lately, so I decided to take advantage of those @^(%&! humans! So I decided that whenever they did something to me that I did not like, I would achieve my part! I began this when my humans put the bad stuff on my neck, I think It kills my itchy-bugs. Well, I did not like this stuff, it hurt, so since I knew they did not want any itchy-bugs in the house, I decided that I wanted to go outside and get some more. So, one day, when they left the door open, I simply walked outside and down the stairs to the garden, which I now discovered was completely overgrown. Well, anyway, as soon as I reached the bottom of the staircase, my humans started yelling and running down to take me back up! What, did I lose my free-pass all of a sudden? The humans succeeded in taking me back indoors, but I did not forget that experience! I tried a few more times to go out, but the same thing happened. Until one dark, stormy night, I slipped out and ran off into the gloom. I heard my owners calling for me frantically, but I stayed put in the bush. I heard the door slam, and that was when I first realized that it was raining. Wow, what a perfect night to perform my deed. (That was sarcastic, by the way). I waited till morning, by which I was soaked with rain water, and then I hurried back up the stairs and meowed until I got in. I ate, and then I did my usual routine of cleaning and sleeping. I felt quite accomplished after my night out, so to celebrate, I slept all day long. And then I itched myself. (Sigh) Why did I not think of that part?
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